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Banta singh happened to be in a queue at a railway station ticket counter with a man ahead of him.

'Ek Punjab mail dena', (Give me one for the Punjab mail) demanded the man in front. He was given a ticket.
( Punjab mail is name of the train)

Then came the turn of Banta singh ,' Ikk Punjab female dena '

'What do you mean by punjab female?' asked the clerk

'it is for my wife', replied Banta singh