Santa Singh had his 4th child. He fills the data in the birth-certificate:
Mother: Sikh.
Father: Sikh.
Baby: Chinese.
'How come you're writing 'Chinese' when both parents are Sikh?', asks the doctor.
Santa Singh replies, 'I have read in a newspaper, that every 4th person born on the earth now is Chinese.'
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by sunanda » Mon Jan 29, 2007 10:02 am
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by sunanda » Thu Feb 01, 2007 5:26 am
One day Santa Singh goes to hunt in the jungle there he sees a tiger. As he is about to shoot the tiger.
The tiger says "Stop".
Can't you see the board there.
Shocked by this Santa sees it was written "shooting is a crime".
Ashamed Santa throws the gun.
Instantly the tiger picks it up and says now I will shoot you.
Stunned santa says "Why?. Now you cant read whats written there".
"NO" says the tiger "I am illeterate".
The tiger says "Stop".
Can't you see the board there.
Shocked by this Santa sees it was written "shooting is a crime".
Ashamed Santa throws the gun.
Instantly the tiger picks it up and says now I will shoot you.
Stunned santa says "Why?. Now you cant read whats written there".
"NO" says the tiger "I am illeterate".
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