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Son(1): "Mom, my teacher gave me a star on my homework."
Mom: "Very good Son(1)"
Mom:" What about you Son(2)"
Son(2):" Well, mom teacher ran out of stars so he gave me a moon (0)."

Nice Joke. I have also one for you.

Once there was an Irish man, an Englishman and an Australian who decided to have a competition.While on top of the hill each man had to chuck his watch in the air, then run down the hill and catch it before it hit the ground.
So the Irishman chucked his watch in the air, ran down the hill and SPLAT the watch hit the ground.
Then the Englishman chucked his watch in the air, ran down the hill and SPLAT the watch hit the ground.
Next was the Australian who chucked his watch in the air, ran down the hill, went and had a beer, did the shopping, came back and caught his watch.
"How did you do that?" asked the Irishman.
The Australian replied "My watch is 1 hour slow !!!!!"

Nice joke Megrisoft

Ya very good jok.