I bought my wife a new car. She called and said,
"There was water in the carburetor."
I asked her, "Where's the car?"
She replied, "In the lake."
-Henny Youngman
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
-Milton Berle
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
-Henny Youngman
When a man steals your wife, there is no better
revenge than to let him keep her.
-online Indian