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In a $10-20 Texas Hold'em game at the casino, a drunk was beginning to get out of hand. "Well that was one pussy shit river card from you dealer!" he yelled after missing a flush. The dealer told the drunk gravely; "Sir, there is a young lady at the table. If you don't control your language, you will have to leave."

On the next hand, the drunk doesn't improve his set on the flop and loses to a straight. "Jesus Christ! Why don't you just light my fucking wallet on fire pinhead!" The dealer was absolutely at his limit; "Sir, I'm telling you for the last time; there is a young lady at the table! Control your language or you will be escorted out of here!"

On the following hand, every player in the game wades into the pot. There are raises and re-raises on every card. In the end, the drunk sucks out an inside straight and wins the monster pot. The drunk looks out over his pile of chips at the dealer and asks, "Do you boys pool your tips together or do you keep them for yourselves?" The dealer replies "All dealers here keep their own tips."

The drunk tosses two black chips at the dealer and says with a grin; "Well have a Goddamn dinner and drink on me, mother fucker."

The dealer picks up the $50, turns to the young woman and says, "Miss, I'm afraid you'll have to leave the table."