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Postby rvyas1579 » Sat Sep 09, 2006 12:39 pm

Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500 on a single hand,clutches his chest and drops dead at the table. Showing respect for their fallen comrade, the other five complete theirplaying time standing up.

Roberts looks around and asks, "Now, who is going to tell the wife?"Since nobody volunteered they decide to draw straws.Rippington, who always loses, picks the short one. They tell him to be discreet, be gentle, don't make a bad situation anyworse than it is. "Gentlemen! Discreet? I'm the most discreet man you will ever meet.Discretion is my middle name, leave it to me."

Rippington walks over to the Smith house, knocks on the door, the wifeanswers, asks what he wants. Rippington says, "Your husband just lost $500 playing cards."
She hollers, "TELL HIM TO DROP DEAD!" Rippington says, "I'll tell him."
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