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megrihost · by **megrihost** » Mon Feb 06, 2006 6:43 am

Duck Tales :lol:

A duck walks into a bar and asks the bar tender, "Got any 'gwapes'?", and the bartender replies, "No, sorry I don't sell grapes here." So the duck leaves and goes home to rest and the next day he walks into the same bar and asks the bar tender, "Got any gwapes?" The bartender replies, "No, sorry I don't sell grape here." The duck leaves and goes home to rest and the next day, he goes back to the bar and asks the bartender, "Got any gwapes?" The bartender angrily replies, "I don't want to have to tell you again, I don't sell grapes here and if you ask me again I will nail your beek to the counter of the bar!" The duck leaves and goes home to rest. The next day the duck goes to the bar and asks, "Got any nails?" The bartender looks at him and screams, "No, we don't have any nails!" The duck then asks, "Got any gwapes?" :lol:

megrisoft · by **megrisoft** » Mon Feb 06, 2006 7:02 am

Nice one... :lol:

arti · by **arti** » Thu Feb 09, 2006 9:10 am

I dont understand????

megrihost · by **megrihost** » Thu Feb 09, 2006 3:31 pm

arti.. what did u not understand????

megrisoft · by **megrisoft** » Mon Feb 20, 2006 2:50 pm

Scene: Ajit is watching cricket match of India vs.Pakistan.
Kapil is bowling and Imran is batting.
Pakistan needs 24 runs in 4 balls.
Ajit: Rabert Kapil se kehna ek khatarnak Beemer daalde aur Imran ko out karde
Robert: Ok boss
Robert goes to Kapil and tells the message. Kapil nods and bowls but Imran hits it for a six!
Ajit: Rabert ab Kapil se kehna ek khatarnak Yorker daalde aur Imran kaa kaam tamam karde
Robert: Ok boss
He goes to Kapil and tells the message. Kapil nods and bowls but Imran hits it for a six again. Now there are two balls and 12 runs.
Ajit: Rabert ab Kapil se jaake kehna ek khatarnak out swinger daalde aur Imran ko catchout karde.
Robert: Ok boss
He goes to Kapil and tells the message again. Kapil nods and bowls but Imran again hits it for a six again.
Now just one ball and six runs to win.
Robert: Boss ab Kapil se jaake kya kehna hai?
Ajit: Ab Kapil se kuch mat kehna. Imran se jaake kehna ki uski maa aur beewi
hamare kabje mein hai!
:lol: